Good day isn’t it? I’m back!!! I’m sure I was missed. No? Okay.Cold world. Sorry about the hiatus. I was on a vacation.
Today, I’m telling us a story that we do not know very well. A tale that occurred under the sea. A tale of fins, scales and gills. Wait, don’t leave yet. It’s Ariel (not the whitening detergent) you guys. Look.
As you all know, Ariel was a mermaid. She was pure. She was immortal. Till she met a man. At this time she was 500 years old.
This man kissed Ariel and she mistakenly bit off a bit of his lip flesh. It tasted tasty. She couldn’t get enough of it. So, she ate him all up. Like a fish that she was, she gobbled him. She became a man-eater. She chased sailors and enticed them with her uncovered bosoms. Then she ate them.
After a while, she got tired of eating human flesh, she got curious about what that extra limp on a man’s body was for. She asked her father, Papa Mer-man and he forbade her to ever go to the surface again.But, the curiosity of a 500 years old adolescent got the best of her.
She begged the witch for a potion to help with her desires. and the bad witch helped her. As expected. She went back to discover the purpose of this limb.
Ariel went to the surface, drank the potion and met Julius the fisherman, A strong, huge @(*@%^#@ man. She played the innocent recently converted to human mermaid and used and abused the limb of sir Julius. He never complained. 4 weeks later Ariel noticed the absence of her human period, yeah, you guessed, she was pregnant.
Rushing back to the sea, she pleaded with the witch for help. The witch replied: I can’t help you *bleep*, your mother should have raised you *bleep* *bleep* *BLEEP*. She spewed a lot of obscenities at Ariel, and kicked her out of her cave.
Ariel had the baby. A trolling baby.
Ariel lived a sad life, no mer-man wanted her for a bride. Papa Mer-man disowned her. And she died when the oil spillage spread into her zones, Where she was discovered by a sad Julius.
And that people is what happens when you eat(no sexual innuendo) people, have unprotected sex and disobey your parents, you end up as a pregnant mermaid, disowned by your family, with a baby like that and killed by an oil spill.
This is the true story behind the fairy tale.
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LMA! Seyi! You are crazy!
WTF r yu writing????…nd nxt tym, reference dose pix..
Nice. Message Well Delivered.
LMAOOOOOOOO….oga u no well ooo….hahhahahaha…nice one tho (Y)
LWKMD, this guy no well, but nice work all the same
LOOOOOL! Scary shii
What the f**k is this…. Seyi r u for real???
I find this brilliant in a weird way. Dunno *scurries away*
Loooool what the firk? =))
FUCK YOU
Nice work mehn
How dare you ruin the ‘Little Mermaid’! What did she ever do to you? What was her crime? Love! Her only Crime was love! Is this what happens when you love people? What about the joy she brought to you, yes, Seyi, you, as a child? All those nights you spent thinking of living under the sea and wishing you were the prince, is this how you repay her?
Nyc one G!
loool… ode.
*sighs*
LOL. Sad scary stuff, that’s good.